I'm a writer in my professional and personal time, but I identify as a "Beyoncé Aficionado." I may have a potty mouth, but don't be fooled: I'm the prissy one in this dynamic duo. If you don't hand me a drink with a sweet element, I don't want a single part in it, girl. My favorite drink of choice is strawberry lemonade with a splash or 10 of vodka, and my favorite spirit is, you guessed it, vodka. I love to add citrus to any and all of my drinks, and prefer a nice, smooth mixed drink over a shot any day. My hair color might be fake, but the rest of me is authentic as f***, boo.

Kaitlyn Kopetski has been a guest on 1 episode.